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Roswell, New Mexico S01E03 – Tearin Up My Heart (Recap)

PREVIOUSLIES: Liz returned to Roswell, where she spent a lot of time exchanging puppy-eyes with Max. She got shot by a racist dickbag, but Max used his alien powers to save her. Which (unfortunately) left a lovely sparkly handprint tattoo on her chest. Kyle spotted it, and dredged up a memory of his own father’s warning to … Continue reading Roswell, New Mexico S01E03 – Tearin Up My Heart (Recap) →

Roswell, New Mexico S01E02 – So Much For the Afterglow (Recap)

PREVIOUSLIES: Liz returned to Roswell after ten years, and immediately started trading puppy eyes with Max. Liz got shot and Max healed her, much to the chagrin of his two siblings who have been, along with Max, successfully hiding their alien identities for twenty years. Isobel assures Max that he and Liz cannot be together, … Continue reading Roswell, New Mexico S01E02 – So Much For the Afterglow (Recap) →

Roswell, New Mexico S01E01 – Pilot (Recap)

When I found out there was going to be a reboot of Roswell, my reaction was about the same as everyone else’s: SERIOUSLY? I mean, c’mon. The original show isn’t that old, is it? I’M NOT THAT OLD, AM I??? (Turns out it’s older than my early-40's brain would accept, having premiered in 1999 and cemented Dido’s “Here … Continue reading Roswell, New Mexico S01E01 – Pilot (Recap) →

The 100 S01E13 – We Are Grounders, part II (recap)

PREVIOUSLIES: We’re going deep on this one. The 100 were sent to the ground with one mission: survive. To do that, they needed to find Mount Weather, but it was, long story short, unreachable. The Ark was done for, but Jaha didn't want to save it, he wanted to use it as a giant lifeboat. Just crash that em effer into the … Continue reading The 100 S01E13 – We Are Grounders, part II (recap) →

The 100 S01E12 – We Are Grounders, part I (recap)

PREVIOUSLIES: The Lost Boys decided to hang Murphy for being a dickweed, and Bellamy was the one who kicked the stump out from under him. Later, Clarke and Bellamy argue over getting to decide who lives and dies, and Murphy gets to live. Diana ripped the Ark to shreds, Jasper blew up a bridge, Anya yelled … Continue reading The 100 S01E12 – We Are Grounders, part I (recap) →

The 100 S01E11 – The Calm (recap)

PREVIOUSLIES: Raven and Jasper blowed up the Negotiation Bridge and some Grounders along with it. Anya sneered that The 100 started a war they don’t know how to end. Lincoln told Octavia that her people have no idea the mess they’ve made and that it’s time to bug out. Raven finally (FINALLY) dumped Finn. Diana Sydney was an asshole … Continue reading The 100 S01E11 – The Calm (recap) →

The 100 S01E10 – I Am Become Death (recap)

PREVIOUSLIES: Murphy was a huge douchenozzle so Bellamy beat the shit out of him, then Clarke banished him. WONDER IF WE’LL SEE MURPHY AGAIN HMMMM. Clarke met with a Grounder named Anya in an attempt to negotiate peace with the natives, but Jasper decided to kill everyone instead so that went great. Lincoln stayed behind with the Grounders, much to Octavia’s … Continue reading The 100 S01E10 – I Am Become Death (recap) →

The 100 S01E08 – Day Trip (recap)

PREVIOUSLIES: With help from a mysteriously treasonous guard, Bellamy shot Chancellor Jaha, then snuck onto the dropship with The 100 and went down to Earth. Once there, Bellamy did everything he could to keep the grups from coming down too because he didn’t want to be executed, but failed when the Ark and the ground finally made contact. Meanwhile, a … Continue reading The 100 S01E08 – Day Trip (recap) →

The 100 S01E07 – Contents Under Pressure (recap)

PREVIOUSLIES: Clarke had a naked hug with Finn and Raven figured it out because they’re about as subtle as a sledgehammer. The Ark is dying, so more than three hundred people were sacrificed to save air. Octavia nearly got impaled by a Grounder booby-trap, but Pretty Grounder saved her. Then chained her in a cave. She whacked … Continue reading The 100 S01E07 – Contents Under Pressure (recap) →