PREVIOUSLIES: We’re going deep on this one. The 100 were sent to the ground with one mission: survive. To do that, they needed to find Mount Weather, but it was, long story short, unreachable. The Ark was done for, but Jaha didn't want to save it, he wanted to use it as a giant lifeboat. Just crash that em effer into the … Continue reading The 100 S01E13 – We Are Grounders, part II (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: The Lost Boys decided to hang Murphy for being a dickweed, and Bellamy was the one who kicked the stump out from under him. Later, Clarke and Bellamy argue over getting to decide who lives and dies, and Murphy gets to live. Diana ripped the Ark to shreds, Jasper blew up a bridge, Anya yelled … Continue reading The 100 S01E12 – We Are Grounders, part I (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: Raven and Jasper blowed up the Negotiation Bridge and some Grounders along with it. Anya sneered that The 100 started a war they don’t know how to end. Lincoln told Octavia that her people have no idea the mess they’ve made and that it’s time to bug out. Raven finally (FINALLY) dumped Finn. Diana Sydney was an asshole … Continue reading The 100 S01E11 – The Calm (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: Murphy was a huge douchenozzle so Bellamy beat the shit out of him, then Clarke banished him. WONDER IF WE’LL SEE MURPHY AGAIN HMMMM. Clarke met with a Grounder named Anya in an attempt to negotiate peace with the natives, but Jasper decided to kill everyone instead so that went great. Lincoln stayed behind with the Grounders, much to Octavia’s … Continue reading The 100 S01E10 – I Am Become Death (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: The Lost Boys finally got the Ark on the phone, and told the grups that the ground is already occupied and the natives are decidedly unfriendly. A very pretty Grounder named Lincoln rescued Octavia, which Bellamy misinterpreted because he’s got a lot going on right now, so he tortured the guy and kept him tied up … Continue reading The 100 S01E09 – Unity Day (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: With help from a mysteriously treasonous guard, Bellamy shot Chancellor Jaha, then snuck onto the dropship with The 100 and went down to Earth. Once there, Bellamy did everything he could to keep the grups from coming down too because he didn’t want to be executed, but failed when the Ark and the ground finally made contact. Meanwhile, a … Continue reading The 100 S01E08 – Day Trip (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: Clarke had a naked hug with Finn and Raven figured it out because they’re about as subtle as a sledgehammer. The Ark is dying, so more than three hundred people were sacrificed to save air. Octavia nearly got impaled by a Grounder booby-trap, but Pretty Grounder saved her. Then chained her in a cave. She whacked … Continue reading The 100 S01E07 – Contents Under Pressure (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: Clarke and Finn had a naked hug or two before Finn’s girlfriend escaped the Ark to join them on the ground. Awkwardness ensued. Raven informed Finn and Clarke about the plans for the Culling, then they realized the radio she’d brought with was gone because Bellamy stole it. Octavia fell down a hill and … Continue reading The 100 S01E06 – His Sister’s Keeper (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: Abby implored the Council to give The 100 more time, but that’s not possible because Engineering needs six months to fix life support and there’s only four months of oxygen at the current population. Abby ordered Raven to launch the escape pod no matter what, and to radio the Ark the second she found the kids or 300 … Continue reading The 100 S01E05 – Twilight’s Last Gleaming (recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: The Ark was (is) dying. Raven had nine days to prep an ancient escape pod so Abby could get to the ground and prove that Earth is livable and also all the kids aren’t dead. Wells’ dad floated Murphy’s dad back on the Ark and he was PISSED, so he took it out on … Continue reading The 100 S01E04 – Murphy’s Law (recap) →