PREVIOUSLIES: Liz returned to Roswell, where she spent a lot of time exchanging puppy-eyes with Max. She got shot by a racist dickbag, but Max used his alien powers to save her. Which (unfortunately) left a lovely sparkly handprint tattoo on her chest. Kyle spotted it, and dredged up a memory of his own father’s warning to … Continue reading Roswell, New Mexico S01E03 – Tearin Up My Heart (Recap) →

PREVIOUSLIES: Liz returned to Roswell after ten years, and immediately started trading puppy eyes with Max. Liz got shot and Max healed her, much to the chagrin of his two siblings who have been, along with Max, successfully hiding their alien identities for twenty years. Isobel assures Max that he and Liz cannot be together, … Continue reading Roswell, New Mexico S01E02 – So Much For the Afterglow (Recap) →

When I found out there was going to be a reboot of Roswell, my reaction was about the same as everyone else’s: SERIOUSLY? I mean, c’mon. The original show isn’t that old, is it? I’M NOT THAT OLD, AM I??? (Turns out it’s older than my early-40's brain would accept, having premiered in 1999 and cemented Dido’s “Here … Continue reading Roswell, New Mexico S01E01 – Pilot (Recap) →